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PASSING WIND DROPS A LOAD

..near Turd and Washington Streets

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I gotta say,
"JC welcomes the Superbowl" is a stroke of genius.
And "Heaven Scent" is my second favorite.

Posted on: 2010/5/13 20:00
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Posted on: 2010/5/13 19:39
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JC Welcomes the Superbowl

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Chocolate Rain!



YES! Cue the crazy synthesized piano riff...

Chocolate Rain!
Port-o-Johnny made quite a smash
Chocolate Rain!
Evidence of a real estate market crash
Chocolate Rain! (duck aside to take a breath)
Fell on Sixth Street just the other day
Chocolate Rain!
Tax abated so no need to pay
Chocolate Rain!
their fair share for city services
Chocolate Rain!
Makes our city's residents nervouses



Gold Coast Golden Shower
$hitty Deal
Brownfields Remediation

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Posted on: 2010/5/12 20:14
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"HEAVEN SCENT!"


Winner!

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GERM-TRIFICATION in JC!


...vile toilet spill moves in on Sixth and Washington

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Shattered and Splattered: flushing valuable time and money down 25 stories

Flushed Away

porta-poty flyby

You smell that?

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NYPOST LATE EDITION

"HEAVEN SCENT!"
or
"GOD'S JUST SHOOTIN THE SH%*"
or
"SH*& HITS THE FAN, RAINS DOWN HARD" (or SOFT depending on what was in construction workers lunchboxes that day)
or
"SPLAT!" (with an overhead photo of downtown with big brownspot on wash. st.)
OR
"NUMBER 2!!!"

ahhh could go on for days makin this shit up...

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Chocolate Rain!

Posted on: 2010/5/11 23:42
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Ha...this made my day. Okay here is my title "Chilltown: More Like Swilltown". And I'm official starting a band named FECAL SPLATTER. Lol.

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Portable toilet blown off Jersey City construction site

By Michaelangelo Conte/The Jersey Journal
May 10, 2010, 4:58PM

After the portable toilet crashed to the ground, a city official and a representative of AJD Construction walked through the construction site to ensure that everything was secure, reports said.

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Was the city official councilman vega? So it's not a fire but a fly toilet makes a damn good reason to have a (sh) city car!!! Shi _tty car justified.

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CONSTABLES CONSTIPATED in CRAPPER CRASH!

... JCPD says clues ?harden? as to why port-o-potty fell
25 floors in DTJC.

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RAINING POTTIES FROM HEAVEN

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AJD Construction Leaves Their Mark On Jersey City

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Posted on: 2010/5/11 20:29
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It's Raining Sh*t! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Sh*t! Every Specimen!

... according to all sources, the street's (not) the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past seven
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining sh*t.

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SH!T ON THE YUPPIES

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1010 WINS: BREAKING NEWS...NOW...

Crisis at the new Redneck Tower in DTJC!

..our reporter John Montone is at the scene of the mishap now.

?This is John Montone reporting live from the Redneck Tower that is under construction in Downtown Jersey City. We have reports that one of the luxury prefab modular bathrooms fell from the 25th floor. Construction workers were installing the bathroom in the 25th floor suite when a stap came loose. The modular bathroom was sent 25 stories to the ground below. ?

? When this reporter told bystanders what took place all they could say was....NO SH*T!?

?Bobby Montana visiting from rural Arkansas had one question for me.?

?Was it one of them nice kind that had the built in sink??

?Unfortunately Bobby it was.?

?Dang what a waste, wish I had one of them back home!?

?Yes indeed Bobby it was truly a waste.?

?This is John Montone reporting live from the scene of the falling bathroom in DTJC with Bobby from Arkansas who is looking for a tube of Crazy Glue.?

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...girlfriend Port-a-Loo claims he was tired of being sh*t on as she "wipes" away her tears.






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Did you just claim victory on your own contest?

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Suicide ?plunge? for Johnny-on-the-spot in DTJC!

...girlfriend Port-a-Loo claims he was tired of being sh*t on as she "wipes" away her tears.






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"Council Funds Manure Project"

City Council votes 8-1 to reimburse developer $500,000 for fertilizing road near Newport Mall as part of city wide beautification project.

Posted on: 2010/5/11 17:28
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It's a bird. It's a plane. HOLY SH*T!!!"

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Fecal Gravity at Work in Jersey City Construction

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The best of all time was

" Ike Beats Tina to Death"

Classic

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POOPLEMA IN JC!

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City Hall Falls Off Under Construction Tower

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JC Weather Forecast: Windy with a smattering of poop

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