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. PASSING WIND DROPS A LOAD ..near Turd and Washington Streets
Posted on: 2010/5/14 14:20
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I gotta say,
"JC welcomes the Superbowl" is a stroke of genius. And "Heaven Scent" is my second favorite.
Posted on: 2010/5/13 20:00
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Shit Storm
Posted on: 2010/5/13 19:39
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I live by the river.
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JC Welcomes the Superbowl
Posted on: 2010/5/13 16:18
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YES! Cue the crazy synthesized piano riff... Chocolate Rain! Port-o-Johnny made quite a smash Chocolate Rain! Evidence of a real estate market crash Chocolate Rain! (duck aside to take a breath) Fell on Sixth Street just the other day Chocolate Rain! Tax abated so no need to pay Chocolate Rain! their fair share for city services Chocolate Rain! Makes our city's residents nervouses  Gold Coast Golden Shower $hitty Deal Brownfields Remediation
Posted on: 2010/5/13 15:33
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Here's Johnny
Posted on: 2010/5/12 20:25
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Posted on: 2010/5/12 20:14
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Winner!
Posted on: 2010/5/12 13:59
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. GERM-TRIFICATION in JC! ...vile toilet spill moves in on Sixth and Washington
Posted on: 2010/5/12 13:27
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Shattered and Splattered: flushing valuable time and money down 25 stories
Flushed Away porta-poty flyby You smell that?
Posted on: 2010/5/12 1:55
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NYPOST LATE EDITION
"HEAVEN SCENT!" or "GOD'S JUST SHOOTIN THE SH%*" or "SH*& HITS THE FAN, RAINS DOWN HARD" (or SOFT depending on what was in construction workers lunchboxes that day) or "SPLAT!" (with an overhead photo of downtown with big brownspot on wash. st.) OR "NUMBER 2!!!" ahhh could go on for days makin this shit up...
Posted on: 2010/5/12 1:44
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. Chocolate Rain!
Posted on: 2010/5/11 23:42
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Ha...this made my day. Okay here is my title "Chilltown: More Like Swilltown". And I'm official starting a band named FECAL SPLATTER. Lol.
Posted on: 2010/5/11 22:56
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Was the city official councilman vega? So it's not a fire but a fly toilet makes a damn good reason to have a (sh) city car!!! Shi _tty car justified.
Posted on: 2010/5/11 21:48
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. CONSTABLES CONSTIPATED in CRAPPER CRASH! ... JCPD says clues ?harden? as to why port-o-potty fell 25 floors in DTJC.
Posted on: 2010/5/11 21:21
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RAINING POTTIES FROM HEAVEN
Posted on: 2010/5/11 21:19
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AJD Construction Leaves Their Mark On Jersey City
Posted on: 2010/5/11 21:07
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BROWNOUT
Posted on: 2010/5/11 20:29
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. It's Raining Sh*t! Hallelujah! It's Raining Sh*t! Every Specimen! ... according to all sources, the street's (not) the place to go Cause tonight for the first time Just about half-past seven For the first time in history It's gonna start raining sh*t.
Posted on: 2010/5/11 19:54
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SH!T ON THE YUPPIES
Posted on: 2010/5/11 19:17
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. 1010 WINS: BREAKING NEWS...NOW... Crisis at the new Redneck Tower in DTJC! ..our reporter John Montone is at the scene of the mishap now. ?This is John Montone reporting live from the Redneck Tower that is under construction in Downtown Jersey City. We have reports that one of the luxury prefab modular bathrooms fell from the 25th floor. Construction workers were installing the bathroom in the 25th floor suite when a stap came loose. The modular bathroom was sent 25 stories to the ground below. ? ? When this reporter told bystanders what took place all they could say was....NO SH*T!? ?Bobby Montana visiting from rural Arkansas had one question for me.? ?Was it one of them nice kind that had the built in sink?? ?Unfortunately Bobby it was.? ?Dang what a waste, wish I had one of them back home!? ?Yes indeed Bobby it was truly a waste.? ?This is John Montone reporting live from the scene of the falling bathroom in DTJC with Bobby from Arkansas who is looking for a tube of Crazy Glue.?
Posted on: 2010/5/11 18:59
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Did you just claim victory on your own contest? 
Posted on: 2010/5/11 17:40
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. Suicide ?plunge? for Johnny-on-the-spot in DTJC! ...girlfriend Port-a-Loo claims he was tired of being sh*t on as she "wipes" away her tears. *** lol
Posted on: 2010/5/11 17:34
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"Council Funds Manure Project"
City Council votes 8-1 to reimburse developer $500,000 for fertilizing road near Newport Mall as part of city wide beautification project.
Posted on: 2010/5/11 17:28
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I'm not perfect.....but I'm not all bad either.
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It's a bird. It's a plane. HOLY SH*T!!!"
Posted on: 2010/5/11 16:43
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Fecal Gravity at Work in Jersey City Construction
Posted on: 2010/5/11 16:28
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The best of all time was
" Ike Beats Tina to Death" Classic
Posted on: 2010/5/11 16:23
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POOPLEMA IN JC!
Posted on: 2010/5/11 16:14
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City Hall Falls Off Under Construction Tower
Posted on: 2010/5/11 16:07
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JC Weather Forecast: Windy with a smattering of poop
Posted on: 2010/5/11 16:03
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