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Funny.

$30 worth is only like 4 packs, right? Dummies. I would have also stolen diet coke. And crunchy baked cheetos.

H to the OVA.

Store employees are now looking at mug shots, trying to separate the Hovs from the hov nots.

Not for nothing, I hear Jennymayla chain-smokes Newports. Just saying....

Newport cigarettes? Why not Marlboros or Salem?

Or I was thinking with the street name "Hov" It might even be Jay Z trying to pull this off.

"Hov"? Oh snap! It musta been one of the developers from Hovnanian!

Jersey City grocery victimized by shotgun holdup

by Amy Sara Clark
Tuesday April 07, 2009, 10:51 PM

Jersey City cops are looking for three men who held up a Rutgers Avenue grocery store with a shotgun late Monday night, according to police reports.

An employee of Elba's Grocery & Deli was pulling down the gate at about 9:52 p.m. when a man wearing a black mask and Yankees cap shoved a shotgun into the worker's back and told him to "Shut up and get in the store," reports said.

The robber then pointed his gun at another employee to get him to move away from the front counter, reports said.

The robber emptied out the cash register, making off with $362, as well as $30 worth of Newport cigarettes and a gold chain of unspecified value, reports said.

Two other men -- one identified by the street name "Hov"-- served as lookouts, reports said.