Speaking of fake tans, JWoww announced that she was pregnant yesterday.

In all seriousness for a decent fake tan you will most likely have to venture out to Hollywood tans on 5th and Washington in Hoboken. In my opinion people with spray tans look like painted idiots. With that being said:

If you are going to do the wrong thing, do it the right way.

A friend and I are going to Rio for Carnivale, and I'm under orders to NOT look like a typical american tourist... which I take it to mean slimming down to wear a Speedo and getting a fake tan, before we go.

Any recommendations for tanning salons in JC or Hoboken (I live in the Heights and don't have a car)? Oh, and what are folk's thoughts on spray vs. tanning bed?