hahahahaha

We ought to have special schools for gifted stools.

These two kleptomaniacs - one male, one female - stole the gifted three-legged stool when I turned my back to lock the car.

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I'm so tired of this canard. Statistically, heterosexuals are more likely to be kleptofecites than homosexuals.

Let me get this straight...they walked away with your stool while you were still standing there, with your back to them?

D.A.M.N.

Did you leave it unattended on the sidewalk, near the curb? You know, where people leave trash? The bourgeois pigs probably just assumed you were throwing it out and were recycling it.

I'm just glad we are talking about a "stool" of the three legged variety -- maybe the city has come a long way.

The dark side of the gay rights issue.

I returned from a week away on Saturday afternoon.

As always, the first task upon returning is to pick up the weeks worth of bottles, paper and dog crap....

Sunday, August 23, 2009. 9:26 PM.

Just came back from lovely trip from Asbury Park with my lady. Unloading the car; goods included antique stool just gifted to me from my ma. As I turned my back to unlock my front door, I found the stool boosted by a couple of bourgeois pigs from the neighborhood that had just walked by the house. These bourgeois pigs are presumptuous, entitled, and rude.

I found the hoisted stool a few doors down, set beside their faux English garden. They did not even pay the respect to bring the stool in doors.

Vacation officially over. Welcome home to Jersey City.

Bourgeois pigs: learn the rules of the neighborhood. Simply ask, don't just take.

The stool has been rightfully reclaimed. Suckas.