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Re: 11 Signs Your Hood Is Being Gentrified
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you know your hood is being gentrifiedwhen hookers are told by their johns that its more convenient to meet in an adjacent hood
Posted on: 2014/12/25 5:11
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Re: 11 Signs Your Hood Is Being Gentrified
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"Not that they?re not good things. It?s just that they come at the expense of people who aren?t intended to enjoy them."
Posted on: 2014/12/25 1:21
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11 Signs Your Hood Is Being Gentrified
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Hey JSQ, Heights, Greenville, Lafayatte and DTJC!
1. Neighborhood boundary lines will be strategically reconfigured, and your new redistricted area will be outfitted with catchy, cutesy names. 2. Lighting will crop up. Y?all lived for years in near-apocalyptic darkness as existing street lights went long malfunctioning. Now the block is lit up like a night game at FedExField. Magical. 3. ?Liquor stores? will be euphemistically renamed ?wine and spirits shops.? 4. Cops will dutifully patrol your neighborhood in nonemergency situations. On foot, bike and vehicle patrols, sometimes even horses. No one has to call them. They?re already there. 5. You find out that the way you?ve been living is no longer ?current.? 6. You get a store that stays open 24 hours. Up until now, you had to scream your pump number and request for soda and sunflower seeds through three layers of Plexiglas at the neighborhood gas station. Now doors are allowed to stay open 24-7. 7. These show up (Shared Bike Programs), along with allocated lanes to ride them in the streets. It?s always a sign when people trust the community to borrow stuff and bring it back. (See also: Zipcar.) More
Posted on: 2014/12/24 15:02
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