it sounds like a lovely idea but I don't see the logic in encouraging people to hang out for hours in comfy chairs surfing the net for hours for the price of a $3 cup of tea. I always thought the way to make money in an eatery is high volume/high turnover. no, I would suggest extremely hard, uncomfortable chairs. As far as the free wifi, that's fine as long as you find a way to monitor each persons usage and when you notice their cup is empty, inject a barrage of friendly reminder pop ups into their data stream. these could be subtle messages like "GOT TEA?", or "This is not the friggin library, BUY SOMETHING CHEAPASS!".

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sit and do work? are you homeless? maybe this deli's business plan is to actually MAKE MONEY and stay in business for more than 6 months. "yes, I'll have a small coffee and Oh, I'll be occupying this table for the next 4 or 5 hours working on my novel so try to keep the noise down". you know, the library lets you sit there all day for FREE and you don't even have to spend the dollar for the coffee.

peeing on people is a sin. even if it's just stinking grateful deadhead hippies. i went to this dark star orchestra website and this is what i found. everybody there loves mr. lipski even if he pees on them. he posts there under the name jersey steve.

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you do a what? i have never heard that and am glad to say i don't even know what an over/under is. is that some kind of swinger three way bi-sexual sex position? don't bother to answer. you are both going to hell. jesus said to mary magdelin "do what thou must to earnith some scratch but doith not an over nor an under for i will smite yo ass". think about this when you are driving down tonnelle avenue doing an over/under with prostitutes and your wife.

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this is because they worship a heathen voodoo godess with ten arms. the backpacks are filled with potions and lucky charms and other voodoo tools. these people have vast magical powers just like santa claus has. they can sleep on a bed of nails all night and make a snake dance in a basket when they play the flute. you should never anger these people or yell at them on the train or they will put a spell on you right then and there. they can turn you into some kind of animal and you won't even know it until you get into work and the boss asks why you are wearing a hippopotamus head. saint apoo said "do not be angering the foreigner who carries his belongings on his back for he will cast a spell and bewitch thee and make thee into a lizzard, and you will eat bugs for all eternity". think about this before you complain about backpacks on a train.

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the fillipinos all moved away and i heard that fulop has submitted a proposal to rename the street in honor of the new demographic, to yuppie st.

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struggling artist? i have often wanted to strangle an artist, especially when they say "I am an artist", and doubly especially if they are wearing a beret and a smock. and why do artists need a flexible floor and a swimming pool and park the car under the ground? they can't swim or drive and have no money to buy anything in a ground floor store. they don't work or have jobs. they just do their hobby all day and expect people to buy their stupid pictures. sometimes they pay ladies to come over and take all their clothes off and paint their picture. and then they hang it on the wall and look at it and play with themselves. this is not art, this is filthy. why do they not plan to have a mental health clinic on the ground floor? everybody knows that artists are all alcoholics, drug addicts, homosexuals or just lunatics. they cut their own ears off for god's sake! i work hard every day and have 8 jobs just to put cheerios on the table and i have 48.5 children and when they draw a picture at school and bring it home, i don't buy them a flexible floor condo with a swimming pool. i just put it on the refrigerator with a magnet. why does a straggling artist deserve a free condo just to paint dirty pictures all day? there are no artists in the bible, not one, that tells us that god doesn't want us to be artists, he wants us to have real jobs. god said to the hippocrates "i am the lord thy god, i will have no graven images before me, or after me for that matter". think about that before you decide to become an artist.

david, don't listen to all these ignorant people. they are mostly fools and homosexuals anyway. god knows you are right and so does jesus and the holy ghost too. jesus died on the cross so that we could have the right to bare arms. i have a gun and so does my wife. if those black comedians called you a white boy then they are racists and it is your god given right to shoot at them until they move their car. jesus said to bad samaritan who was blocking the road with his donkey and cart "moveth thine ass for i must get to work, i have preaching to do down by the river and i'm running late. and don't calleth me white boy or i'll smite your ass with a bolt of lightning, you don't know who you're effin with".

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jac426, how dare you take the name of jesus christ in your vein? jesus is NOT with you! he can't stand you and people like you! jesus would never go to a foofy restaurant and pay too much good money for trendy jet set food. the children are starving in biafra and you are living it up eating fancy $50 ham sandwiches. if you were a true christian, you would be sending potato chips and macaroni and cheese to bangladesh and irvington! saint excrutia, the patron saint of croatian ventriloquists said "squanderith not your rupees upon victuals that the yak wouldst spit upon the ground but givith your alms to the needy and the prostitute". remember this jac426 the next time you are drinking your fancy $15 diet cola with lemon and two straws. and this goes for you too ferret ferret or rabbit rabbit or whatever alternative lifestyle name you call yourself now.

none of the computer models quoted here about sea levels rising take into account the possibility that FAB will be bathing in the ocean on a particular day or during certain phases of the moon. it is all flawed science.

but he doesn't say anything about finding jesus. why didn't he find jesus in his old age like all the other makeup wearing drughippie has beens? he will go to hell for dressing up like a cat just like rabbit rabbit will go to hell for dressing up like a rabbit lady. jesus said "a man shall not dresseth like a cat nor wearith a painted face liketh a woman for then he will beith a nancyboy and a molly and shall not enter the kingdom of heaven. woe unto you who would maketh satan's music and a man shall not lie with another man nor with a groupie for he will suffer eternal damnation in homohell where there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth". i have 16 jobs and 19 children and work hard to put hamburger helper and cheeze wiz on the table and i don't have time to write this but i just had to say something because it gets my goat when somebody like this man moves to my city in his pajamas.

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