Re: Can anyone in local goverment hold thier drink (Lipski this time)?
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Do they sell a similar device for #2 or would you just use your golf bag? Ewwwww, I think I just grossed myself out!
Posted on: 2008/11/13 13:04
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Re: NJ gov: Property Tax rebates not guaranteed
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no tax rebate = instant huge tax increase - but not really, it's just that NJ cannot afford to give us our "gift bonus" this year. FIX THE TAXES and keep your freakin rebates!
Posted on: 2008/11/12 13:14
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Re: Can anyone in local goverment hold thier drink (Lipski this time)?
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Letterman opened the show with this last night. Big mention.
Posted on: 2008/11/12 13:01
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I think with the right lawyer he can blame this on a medical condition and maybe even snag a lucrative spokesperson gig in the process.
A bladder control problem is something you can worry less about. Are you always: * Rushing to the bathroom? * Urinating off the balcony at crowded tribute band rock concerts? * Worrying about having an accident when you?re out with friends? * Concerned that other people may notice your frequent trips to the bathroom? * Bothered by having to get up at night? OAB is very common. It affects 1 in 6 men and women in the US. Many people think that as you age it?s normal to get a bladder control problem. Maybe your mother or grandmother had it. But the fact is, your bladder control problem may be a medical condition called overactive bladder (OAB). Detrol
Posted on: 2008/11/10 14:54
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It was not just any tribute band, it was a "Grateful Dead" tribute band. Does the man have NO shame, or taste? Peeing off the balcony is awesome but not awesome enough to cancel out attending a Grateful Dead show.
Posted on: 2008/11/9 15:12
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Re: Former Lehman employee files 5M lawsuit - on behalf of 100 other former employees from JC office
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Why sue for only 5 mil? Since they are suing a bankrupt company and will never see any money why not 5 billion? Shoot for the stars.
Posted on: 2008/11/6 15:09
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Re: Newport Mall: Unrelated stories /Teen worker robbed at gunpoint / $12G diamond ring taken
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Why would a business owner send an 18 year old girl out in the dark with all that cash? It would be safer locked up in the store over night. And why would anyone start a tussle with someone who is sticking a gun in your ribs? Me? I woulda handed over the boss's money pronto, but then again, I'm not an 18 year old girl.
Posted on: 2008/11/5 17:40
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Of course, they will not be a REAL First Family until they get the dog. There must always be a First Dog. He promised his kids a dog after the election. The right thing for him to do would be to adopt a pitbull from a Chicago shelter. Will we ever see a pitbull in the Whitehouse in our lifetime?
Posted on: 2008/11/5 17:22
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Re: Gang Initiation Tonight...Is this real?
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I am monitoring all four JC police districts and Bayonne. There is no indication of any mass shootings. The cops are busy chasing egg throwers. Tom, you are no Orson Wells.
Posted on: 2008/10/31 2:10
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If you build bus shelters they will all reek of bum pee in a matter of days. No one will stand in them anyway. They would prefer to stand in the pouring rain and howling wind. It is an exercise in futility. If you build it they will pee in it.
Posted on: 2008/10/30 23:22
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Re: Gang Initiation Tonight...Is this real?
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Actually, their mission is to kill 35 virgins. There is nothing to worry about, it is an impossibility in JC. No one will be harmed.
Posted on: 2008/10/30 23:03
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Re: Posed as trucker and stole Ralph Lauren & Saks Fifth Ave. cargo -- resold goods to local busines
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"Edward P. Cijntje, 45, pleaded guilty before U.S. District Judge Ren?e M. Bumb"
"In determining an actual sentence, Judge Bumb will consult the advisory U.S. Sentencing Guidelines......." Having to grow up with this name, I suspect that this judge has become a resentful, angry, bitter person. I don't envy the defendant who must stand before Judge Bum in a courtroom.
Posted on: 2008/10/29 14:26
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Re: Kenya's leading paper visits MLK Dr. calls it "one of the toughest US black inner-city neighborh
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And this coming from a guy who lives in a place where they hack each other to peices with machetes. Talk about bad press.
Posted on: 2008/10/27 18:28
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Re: towing at shoprite?
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YOU are a DOPE. No, that's not how you do it. You go in Bed Bath and Beyond FIRST and leave the bag on the seat in full view. Then go into the mall and maybe, but unlikely, you will not be towed.
Posted on: 2008/10/24 2:47
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You don't have to like them. Go there and treat them like a bum at a drive up donut window. Wear your best most expensive clothing and jewelry. If you don't have any, borrow some. Arrange to have someone call your cell in the middle of their sales speil and take the call, mention large sums of money and drop some celebrity names. Keep an impatient annoyed expression on your face. The kind of face you make when you smell something bad. They want YOUR money and they will kiss your ass to get it.
Posted on: 2008/10/24 0:37
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Re: RUDE UPS deliveryman
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They do this routinely. I have often waited all day for a package while tracking its delivery status online. Status will suddenly change to Receiver Unavailable, usually around 6-6:30, quitting time. Doorbell never rang, no delivery notice, sometimes I'm even hanging around outside in front of the house at the time delivery was allegedly attempted. I know their tricks. The drivers don't seem to realize that those electronic signiture devices they use upload very quickly. Next time you sign for a package, log on and track the status, you will see Delivered within minutes. When I'm expecting a package, if I have time, I usually run the guy down on his route and get the package off the truck before he has a chance to take it back to Secaucus and lock it up in package jail. Have you ever gone out to Secaucus to pick up a package? It is a huge pain in the ass. Sometimes the line is out the door into the parking lot. They act as if they're doing you a favor giving you YOUR package that you paid a hefty shipping charge for. The whole system sucks, it just doesn't work for home delivery and they won't deliver on Saturday. They would be better off eliminating half their drivers and just having local neighborhood pickup sites that are open after hours and weekends.
Posted on: 2008/10/23 14:56
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Re: Accused Violent Drug Gang Members Arrested in Wilkes-Barre, PA -- known as "The Jersey City Boys
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Yeah, that ought to work. I'm surprised nobody thought of that before.
Posted on: 2008/10/23 13:16
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Re: McGinley Square Area: Jersey City electrician robbed of $4,000 at office
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I TOLD that idiot not to use my real name. I was supposed to be Mr. Blue and he was supposed to be Mr. Pink. You can't get good help these days.
Posted on: 2008/10/21 23:29
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Re: Whole Foods in JC?
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Funny you should mention that because I heard they're putting in a mega-gunstore in the Linens 'n' Things space.
Posted on: 2008/10/21 22:13
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Re: Rear Addition - Neighbors Windows?
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One solution would be for you and your neighbor to share the window. It would be like a communal window in the common wall. Do you think they would agree to that? An added advantage would be that you would not have to use the phone if you wanted to talk to him. Just open the window and yell into his house. The only problem would be if one of you wanted to put an air conditioner in the window but there is a solution for that too. You would alternate weekly. One week you get the cool side in your house and the next week you turn it around the other way and get the hot exhaust. See, you can both have a window and not have to hate each other. It's an elegant solution if I do say so myself. Hope this helps.
Posted on: 2008/10/21 0:01
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They might hate you even without the addition.
Posted on: 2008/10/20 23:11
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Dude..... Manny, Moe, and Jack? Those guys are assholes.
Posted on: 2008/10/17 2:57
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Re: Bergen Lafayette: Shot in chest on King Drive
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So, essentially, what you are saying is "the terrorists have won".
Posted on: 2008/10/17 2:37
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Joe "The Plumber"
Posted on: 2008/10/16 3:39
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FYI - ASSHAT
Posted on: 2008/10/15 2:55
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Re: Greenville: Woman gets purse and phone snatched by two juveniles
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JerseyCityNj wrote: While riding through the area with police, the woman spotted the boy near the corner of Peace Drive and Hope Lane
Posted on: 2008/10/14 12:35
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Re: What Jersey City Restaurant Do You Miss the Most?
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The Yum Yum truck. The yum yum truck was parked on Palisade Ave. in Washington Park (we always called it North St. Park). It was actually about 30' over the Union City border. It was an old walk in van, like a bread delivery truck and painted yellow. It never moved, I don't think it ran at all. It actually had electric service wired from the pole so it couldn't move even if it wanted to. They sold hot dogs and yum yum ices (Italian ice). They must have had some unusual agreement with the county ($$$$) because it was parked on county property. The Yum Yum Truck was a permanent fixture in that same spot from the 50's through the late 90's.
Posted on: 2008/10/10 22:28
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Re: Does anyone know about a recent sighting of a Loch Ness monster type of creature in New York Har
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Go ahead, laugh all you want. Nobody believed the world economy could crash either and now who's laughing? Huh?
Posted on: 2008/10/10 14:06
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Star's was a bar on the western end of Newark Ave. just west of Tonnelle. They were known for their hot dogs. They had a very long bar. I think the sign with the hot dog is still on the building. The Texas weiner place on Central was across from the police station and I think was just named Texas Weiners.
Posted on: 2008/10/10 3:14
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