yeah BUMP

I don't know what you're doing with yourself this Saturday night at 8PM but I'll be at All Points Borscht presents Fifty Shades of Borscht at Temple BethEl, Jersey City.

You know, the annual extravaganza which has charmed and delighted thousands of people and kept the lights on at a venerable Jersey City house of worship.

It's really very exciting.

Many are already familiar with the comedic elegance of All Points Borscht presents Fifty Shades of Borscht Master of Ceremonies Phil Rivo. He will be joined this year by adult beverages, a jocular slate of entertainers, some surprisingly tasty baked goods and probably the coolest crowd in town.

In fact, All Points Borscht presents Fifty Shades of Borscht Master of Ceremonies Phil Rivo guarantees that this will not only be the funniest night of the year, it will also be the sexiest night of the year.

Wait, what?
No really, he's been in the gym a lot lately.

All Points Borscht presents Fifty Shades of Borscht
This Saturday May 2 at 8pm
The Lounge at Temple BethEl
2419 John F. Kennedy Blvd 'tween Bentley and Harrison (one word: Uber)
$25 online, $30 at the door
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