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Re: A message to PATH Port Authority - Hi, I'm Debbie Duhain and I'm going to drive you insane... |
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Thats funny because I am 1/4 black 1/4 Hispanic 1/4 Asian and 1/4 Caucasian
Yes I check "OTHER"
Posted on: 2009/7/25 11:11
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Nice. Had you made the same disparaging remarks about black or hispanic people, I'm sure the righteous would have swept in to condemn you and then congratulated each other on their "courage" for taking a stand - but there's a separate set of rules if the object of your ridicule is poor and caucasian.
Posted on: 2009/7/25 11:04
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Re: A message to PATH Port Authority - Hi, I'm Debbie Duhain and I'm going to drive you insane... |
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Dear Xerxes
That was I was trying to say "call 1800 +++ ==== and push 35 different numbers then subtract all numbers by 2 and multiply by 15 and add 73 that make no sense to reach an operator".
Posted on: 2009/7/25 10:51
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Re: A message to PATH Port Authority - Hi, I'm Debbie Duhain and I'm going to drive you insane... |
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I would pay a great deal to watch Debbie and BERNIE WEIGENBLAST fight to the death with sharp axes!
"The elevator at Journal Square that normally does not run ever is not running today!" "In case of a serious emergency call 1-800-622-6000 Extension 90728531964799413." (Thank GOD Billie Mays died or PATH would have hired him next to holler at us! THe awful fact is that THIS is the kind of schitte our last several fare hikes have bought us!)
Posted on: 2009/7/25 9:03
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JerseyCityFrankie:
You forgot to mention the guys with the backpacks!
Posted on: 2009/7/25 7:24
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Re: A message to PATH Port Authority - Hi, I'm Debbie Duhain and I'm going to drive you insane... |
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Message to the Eastern European blond bitch at Grove I see you every morning. You did not buy the train car for $ 1.75. You see that I arrived before you and you still push me out of the way to get on first for the 33rd train. You push not only me but others. When we both arrive at 14th street you then again push and shove everyone to get to the door to get off first. Bitch I suggest you do not stand close to the edge of the platform. Debbie talks to me and she says "Push the bitch in front of the oncoming train"
I hate you and the usual horribly dyed Eastern European blond hair. The nail salon you work in must love you.Debbie told me to say that. Sadly you will never read this. Debbie tells me you number is up. Sit back bitch and wait your turn. You are no longer in some Eastern Bloc. Written with love
Posted on: 2009/7/25 5:43
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Re: A message to PATH Port Authority - Hi, I'm Debbie Duhain and I'm going to drive you insane... |
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My PATH feelings, in no particular order and distilled for all to absorb:
1) Riding to Journal Square, all the attractive people get off the train at Grove Street. If it’s just you and thirty ugly people, the next stop will be Journal Square. 2) People riding to Harrison and Newark are the dumbest people on the system. These are the ones crowding to get onto the train when the door opens and you want to get off. I always make sure to jab them in the ribs as I exit. 3) The Port Authority flacks that decide what happens on PATH platforms don’t actually ride mass transit. Ever. This is why they have the traffic reporters blaring their useless transit comments while you wait for the train. 4) As far as I know, nobody has ever planted a bomb in a trash can on a subway platform EVER in all of American history. But they took out all the trash cans anyway and now that’s why you get all those junk food wrappers drifting all over the place. Personally I blame people from Harrison and Newark for being the biggest litter bugs. 5) There are no intelligent tourists. All of them are frighteningly stupid. 6) For unknown reasons certain passive-aggressive young men can only express their dissatisfaction with society with the way they position their legs. You can spot these losers by the way they sprawl and stretch out their legs on a crowded train. Curiously, society tolerates this bad behavior. Why can’t someone break their kneecaps? 7) When you smell cigarette tobacco during the daytime? It’s always a PATH employee. He makes more money than you do too. 8) The guy with the Star Trek pins in his hat is the coolest conductor. 9) Guys that board the train with a bike and then sit in a seat are assholes. The only proper way to have a bike on the PATH is to stand with it. 10) If you must walk from car to car, could you please be sure the door shuts behind you? No you can’t? I see. 11) The train is only considered a “Crowded train” when standing passengers are spread evenly throuout the car. If there is room in the middle of the car, why are you and your date standing so close to me? 12) Coffee spilled on the train. I see, you had to have coffee on the train. I see. And you suck at understanding gravity and physics and stuff. 13) The “911 TRUTH” assholes and that homeless guy shouting out 911 facts: Couldn’t we just set them on fire and watch them burn? 14) The new PATH cars? Could it be they spent tens of millions of dollars and took delivery of them and then……we still use the old cars. How could this be? Something wrong with the new cars that nobody dares mention? Why am I not riding in futuristic splendor? 15) The Smartlink Cards. Why? How much beurocracy can one train system encompass? 16) Would it kill the highly trained professional train crew to make sure the destination of the train was plainly visible on the illuminated sign over the door? I guess it would.
Posted on: 2009/7/24 23:40
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So what happened to Bernie Weizenblast? Same message now even more horrible with Debbie Duhane while you waits for da train. A captive audience are we with nowhere to hide from these morons. P. A. take her away!
Posted on: 2009/7/24 20:52
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LMAO!!!!! Funny this thread should pop up today. That annoying voice was the last thing I heard when the train doors shut behind me at Grove Street, and it was the first thing to greet me when I got off at 14th Street. I remember thinking as I trudged up the stairs "I liked it better when the PA system didn't work."
Posted on: 2009/7/24 19:50
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Posted on: 2009/7/24 18:26
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OK That was one of the funniest blogs in a really long while. It is like when you call Amtrac and "Julie" helps you. I laugh every time.
Debbie gets me and shocks me when I exit 14th street. Never fails. Just before I am about to exit BAM there's Debbie. She gives Yolanda Vega a run for her money. Only Yolanda puts 2 syllable's in the # nine. Also could they please make the emergency number simple. I do not know off hand but it is like 201 275 1063 ( not correct ) Simple kids Simple. Again thanks for the laugh
Posted on: 2009/7/24 18:24
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Good stuff. But, for the sake of accuracy, its "Duhaime"
Posted on: 2009/7/24 15:44
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can't stop laughing lol lol lol Thank You!!!!
Posted on: 2009/7/24 15:36
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Cub.... thanks for the hilarity. After weeks of the usual nitpicking insanity on here, THIS piece of nitpicking insanity is at least VERY funny. You truly made me laugh out loud. Enjoy the weekend e'vrybody!
Posted on: 2009/7/24 15:16
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Ok Ok Ok this was the funniest thing I have read on JC list in a long time
Posted on: 2009/7/24 15:14
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Haha, it is definitely irritating. She sounds like she is on drugs. Bernie Waggonblast was a hilarious name. He is actually a local radio personality.
Posted on: 2009/7/24 15:13
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A message to PATH Port Authority - Hi, I'm Debbie Duhain and I'm going to drive you insane... |
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Hi I'm Debbie Duhaine & I need you to listen to me no matter what. You can't close your ears because I'm talking so l loud...
Hi I'm Debbie Duhain and you can't ignore me because you're a captive audience stuck down in the path station and my voice echos everywhere... Hi I'm Debbie Duhain and I'm telling you to remember to report everything you see. This is a reminder. Don't forget... Hi I'm Debbie Duhain and I'm going to tell you the same thing over & over & over & over so you don't forget and remember... Hi I'm Debbie Duhain and I'm just one loooong run on sentence and I don't need to take a breath because you'll forget... Hi I'm Debbie Duhain, reminding you to remember that you have to listen to me every 5 minutes for the next 3 minutes, which only gives you a 2 minute break from my nagging... Hi I'm Debbie Duhain and Port Authority wants to drive you insane by forcing you to listen to these announcements... Hi I'm Debbie Duhain and just in case you forgot my last announcement 5 minutes ago, here it is all over again... Hi I'm Debbie Duhain and this is a reminder to remind you to remember to report any suspicious activity, or just anything at all... Hi I'm Debbie Duhain and please remember to use our house phone or call 1800some unintelligible other number... Hi I'm Debbie Duhain and I know you forgot so I'm going to tell you again to remember to report anything and everything, especially anyone who forgets to remember... Hi I'm Debbie Duhain and don't worry, we fired Ernie Waggonblaster or whatever his name was because he was too annoying... Hi I'm Debbie Duhain and try to have nice day. If you need some gauze for your bleeding ears, don't call us... PLEASE stop the insane maddening announcements. No matter who the speaker, its driving people insane every 5 minutes. Thank you
Posted on: 2009/7/24 15:10
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To you, the conductor on the 33rd St PATH at about 9 am this morning:
If you insist on using the broke down gross old cars, particularly the smelly junky one with a broken door, please do not repeatedly shut that door on us as a herd of people try to exit at 23rd Street. You can see us trying to get out and into the bottleneck of commuters trying to get down the stairs. Banging us with the door and ringing that dumb bell does not make the people move faster. Ya big jerk.
Posted on: 2009/6/9 21:21
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I was in the same car... didn't see anything more than you did, aside from the fact that the guy who initially asked him to be quiet was not the same person as the guy who brought up the box cutter.
No idea how it ended.. I too went out the other exit at Grove and they were still yelling at each other then. Weird night.
Posted on: 2009/3/9 0:49
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Around 10:35pm on March 8th, Teddy entered the front car (808) while the train was in the Hoboken station heading toards JSQ. I heard Teddy say "good evening ladies and gentlemen" but he did not continue his speach, he just started walking towards the back of the train. A minute later, a passenger got up, started a verbal argument with Teddy (telling everyone to google 'path train teddy', and learn how he steals from path riders with his box cutter, or something like that)
This passenger then pressed the passenger alert button (for anyone who has not seen this done, all this does is causes two of the indicator lights on the front and back of the car to blink, it probably causes the outside indicator lights to blink as well, but i did not check). This passenger then exited the path car and got the conductor to come to the back of the train. The conductor then made an inaudible message on her 2-way radio, reset the passenger alert and then went to the front of the train to continue the journey to JSQ. When I exited the train at Grove street I believe that both Teddy and the passenger exited as well. While I exited the eastern exit, both of them exited the Duane Reade side and I was able to hear the verbal argument continue. I have a few questions for the list... Did you witness Sunday Night's event? Have you encountered any resistance to Teddy's begging? What would you have done if you were this angered passenger?
Posted on: 2009/3/9 0:30
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yeah some perv dropped his dick on my arm while i was sitting in the seat at the end by the door. he was leaning over the side.. i thought he was just being intrusive and then i felt this dense warm thing and bam there's a penis on my arm. I was waring a tank top b/c it was warm out. needless to say i was not to happy about this. i jumped up straight across the train and almost landed on the people sitting on the opposite side.
Posted on: 2009/3/6 11:43
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Say what?
Posted on: 2009/3/6 11:40
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the advantage of the PATH as opposed to the Subway is no one has yet to punch me in the back while i have a cane b/c i am trying to exit the train before they get on.
Posted on: 2009/3/6 11:19
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I have been compared to house. I have a cane, i'm sarcastic, and i do pop a lot of vics..I don't pop them like candy tho.
Posted on: 2009/3/6 11:14
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call me old-fashioned, but I've found that a "please give me room to hold on" also works.
Posted on: 2009/3/6 10:44
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Sounds like a plan it will get the message across, just like a locked door it will stop them in their tracks. Although make sure your thumb is strong enough for the pounce and the jerking of the train.
Posted on: 2009/3/6 9:12
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Here's one way I found to be effective in discouraging this type of behavior, wrap your hand around the pole when the person leans slightly forward and stick your thumb out toward their back, when the person leans back he or she gets poked in the back with your thumb making it uncomfortable for them to lean against the pole. Works 90% of the time.
Posted on: 2009/3/6 9:03
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Grovester, this is the kid of situation where it's perfectly alight to push the stupid f'in a** out of the way as you and the dozen people behind you board the train. No apologies necessary.
Posted on: 2009/3/6 7:48
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Not sure if anyone's mentioned this yet and my apologies if they have but the POLES are for HANDS, not for LEANING on. Granted, if the train is empty do whatever you want, but many times I've had to grab onto a crammed pole while some jerkoff leans against one, taking up the whole thing Pole humpers. They'll never get it. Just like people who stand in front of the door when the car is entirely empty. Or yesterday morning, at Grove St., the train came, there were a bunch of people waiting, and one woman pushed to the front to get on first. Then she stood right in front of the door so no one else could get on (despite there being plenty of room inside the car). Her "strategy" was to get that spot so she could lean against the door - but in the meantime, not let anyone else on.
Posted on: 2009/3/6 7:30
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Not sure if anyone's mentioned this yet and my apologies if they have but the POLES are for HANDS, not for LEANING on. Granted, if the train is empty do whatever you want, but many times I've had to grab onto a crammed pole while some jerkoff leans against one, taking up the whole thing. it's to the point now where i don't give a shit and grab it right above their head or grab it right around where they're leaning. not a single guy has ever moved or got the hint when i did it either. Oh how I wish i was a huge, buff karate master...
Posted on: 2009/3/5 23:59
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