Like our little corner doesn't get enough action....

We walk around the block and witness a very large man being dragged up from his knees he's so, so drunk by about six cops - the side of his vehicle is hit but 'lo and behold it's very evident he hit nothing there - so it appears he must have left the scene of an accident, there's enough police and EMS to have followed the perp to this place and now they are just trying to coerce him on to his feet and in to the police car. Too painful to watch an idiot drunk guy realizing his life is about to seriously change....

Anyone know any details other than this?