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alb wrote:
Even if you mean "got cash under mattress": what if the mattress burns, or someone steals it, or the Federal Reserve does silly things and ruins the value of that cash?
Take the "Get Your Smokey On" Mattress Fire Pledge
I pledge to:
BE SMART WHENEVER I GO TO BED
To use caution and common sense before lighting any fire.
To understand that any fire I or my friends create could become a mattress fire.
To understand and practice proper guidelines whenever I or my friends create a fire in a bed.
To never, ever leave any fire unattended.
To make sure any fire that I or my friends create is properly and completely extinguish before moving on.
To properly extinguish and discard of smoking materials.
To be aware of my surroundings and careful when operating equipment during periods of dry or hot weather.
To speak up and step in when I see someone in danger of starting a mattress fire.