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Gentlefriend David:

On this Matter thou surely are Confused. A True sportsman would availe himself of this fyne body of water for recreation and leysure, or even Fishing in the manner of my freynde Izaak Walton.

Perhaps thous hast eaten of too many Fishes, and are now Brain-damag'd from the PCBs of General Electric?

Canst thou not Searche on the Interwebbes??

Of muche Greater import to me is the Ebb and Flowe of our Rivere, to prevent missing Supper.

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child:
but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

Lette me be the Firste to Adde a plea against the Urination permitted by walkers' dogs, onto the Pryvate and personal properties and curtilages of our citizenry.

Were I to strolle down Hudson Boulevard or Henderson Avenue, and (in the words of Mr. Pepys) "dance my dance" upon your stoope or planters., would thee Notte be Offended?

Whilst the Streetes of Gammontown surely are notte Paved with Gold, they have fyne gutters with Ample curbs. An intelligent canine is nonetheless presumed to be subservient to its' Master, and the Spoilage of planted Flowers and odiferous Puddles from poodles can only be the result of Apathy, Disrespect and Poore Breeding - of the Owner, not the Animal.

I beseech thee, Curb Thy Canine!!