Re: USA added to list of persecuted Christians

Posted by matt07302 on 2017/1/10 18:59:16
--- Nation’s Oppressed Christians Huddle Underground To Light Single Shriveled Christmas Shrub ---

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION—Persecuted and driven into hiding because of their beliefs, the nation’s oppressed Christians reportedly huddled in a secret underground bunker late Wednesday night to decorate and light a single withered Christmas shrub.

At great personal risk, the Christians were said to have smuggled in a few strings of colored mini lights, tinsel, popcorn garlands, Hallmark Keepsake ornaments, and other contraband in order to trim the shrub inside the subterranean chamber, the last place in America where they were safe to celebrate Christmas.

http://www.theonion.com/article/natio ... ddle-underground-li-52019

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